1. Baz (aka Wallace): I want to talk to Grommit (in a sweet voice while reaching out to Hadrien)
Hadrien (aka Grommit): No!
2. Me: Do the boys want to take a bath in the Pasig River?
Baz: When it's clean "na-wang".
Hadrien: NO BA, NO BA, NO BA! I want to take a bath in the Patig Wiver now!!!
3. Mama (Myrna): Green is for go, red is for stop, yellow is for slow down....
Baz: How about purple?
4. Daddy: Baz, you should say hello to your teachers when you see them because you know them (sub-text: your teachers are not strangers so it's alright to greet them).
Baz: But if I don't know them, I won't say hello to them.
5. Hadrien: MOON! MOON! MOON! STOP HIDING BEHIND THE CLOUDS, IKAW HA!!!!
6. Daddy: (Upon seeing Baz push a boy more than twice his age. Apparently, the boy was monopolozing Baz's motorcycle) Baz, you should ask nicely - don't push.
Baz: But he's going to say no!
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